Headline Of The Day: ‘Man Has Meltdown After Pet Pig Eats His Weed’

And you thought you had a bad day!

This story comes from our neighbors to the south in Ohio. A 44-year-old man is on bad terms with his pet pig, Millie, after Millie found his stash and ate ALL of it.

The man became angry with Millie and had a meltdown. He was so angry he drank a bottle of Everclear, if you're not familiar, it's a 190 proof grain alcohol. The man's wife called police and told them he was trying to hurt himself.

Police arrived and the man started fighting with them, and he was arrested for disorderly conduct.

Now for his good news, he won't be facing drug charges because Millie ate all the evidence.

No word on Millie's condition, though word is she made a heck of a meal out of some Funyuns at the local 7-11.