Career Builder put together a list of some of the craziest excuses people used to get out of work. Here are the top 10!

1. We will start with the guy who claimed his grandmother poisoned him with ham. Wonder what he did to tick off granny?

2. One employee called in because they were stuck under their bed.

3. One man's sandwich fell on the floor and he broke his arm trying to catch it. Ouch!

4. The universe was telling another man he needed a day off. Yes, please take it off.

5. Another man called in after his wife caught him cheating. He needed the day to dig his stuff out of the dumpster.

6. A woman jabbed herself in the eye while brushing her hair, she needed to take the day.

7. A wife put her man's underwear in the wash. The man was without clean undies, so he called off.

8. One man made some food for the employee potluck, but it didn't turn out well. He called off because he was embarrassed.

9. A woman needed some vitamin D, so she called off to head to the beach.

10. Another woman had to call off because her cat was tuck in her dashboard.

I think some of these are too crazy to be made up!

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