Connie and Curtis TV : Steve Poisons Curtis For Valentine’s Day

Steve decided to print up a couple of Valentine's Day Cards for Connie and Curtis. He grabbed his favorite V-Day card from an old Simpsons episode and found some random candy laying around the building to go with it... it was 5 day old mystery candy though!

OK, so maybe those weren't the best Valentine's Day cards to give...  But I'm pretty sure that suckers that a few days old won't actually poison anyone.