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Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Wendy's Douche Of The Day

SleeplessInAustin.com
SleeplessInAustin.com
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‘Sleepless In Austin’ Will Pay You $1500 To Find Him A Thin, White, Non-Slutty Girlfriend – Seriously

So, there's this guy in Austin, Texas looking for love, and he's asking for your help. Now, he's willing to pay you a finder's fee for your services, but you have to find him the RIGHT kind of woman. You know, slim, attractive, not promiscuous, and most importantly white (or more correctly, not black). Read more about this douche after the jump.

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factualfacts.com
factualfacts.com
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Man Tries To Rob Bank After Paying A Wizard $500 To Make Him Invisible – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Wizards are pretty sweet. I mean, if we are to believe movies like "Harry Potter" and "Lord Of The Rings", wizards can do some pretty awesome stuff. Like make people invisible. Unfortunately for one man, wizards aren't real, at least not in the Harry Potter sense of the word. So, when you pay a "wizard" $500 so that you can be invisible and rob a bank, it's probably going to backfire.

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Compliments Of The Kingsport Police Department
Compliments Of The Kingsport Police Department
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Man Tries To Sell His 6-Year-Old For Bail Money – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

I understand that it's probably upsetting when your girlfriend goes to jail. I understand that it's also probably upsetting when her bail is set at $1,500 and you don't have that kind of cash laying around. What I do not understand is thinking, "Well, I guess I'll just sell my 6-year-old daughter to an old lady to make that bail money!". That was Shawn Wayne Hughes' idea, and that is also what earned him the title of "Wendy's Douche Of The Day".

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Washington County Sheriff's Department
Washington County Sheriff's Department
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Man Attacks Couple With A Wrench Because They Dyed Their Dog Pink – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Now, I don't necessarily condone people dying their pets weird colors, but I don't really think that it's an offense that warrants beating them with a wrench. However, Oregon resident George Mason, Jr. doesn't seem to agree with my stance on pet dying, and that is how he earned himself the title of "Wendy's Douche Of The Day".

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theday.com
theday.com
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Connecticut Lawmaker Makes Dick Joke To Teenager During A Hearing – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Connecticut state Representative Ernest Hewett was attending a hearing in front of the Appropriations Committee hearing at the Connecticut state Capitol. So was a seventeen year old female intern who was there to talk about a program that had helped her come out of her shell and overcome her fear of snakes. In true douche fashion, Rep. Hewett had something completely inappropriate to say about snakes. See what I mean after the jump.

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florida.arrests.org
florida.arrests.org
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Man Robs Man In Wheelchair, Pushes Him Into Traffic, Injures Dog – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Allow me to introduce you to Sonny Abreu. Sonny is a known gang member. Sonny also decided to rob a disabled man at an ATM, and then push the man and his chihuahua out into moving traffic. All of these things combined have led me to name Sonny my douche of the day today.

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WWLP
WWLP
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Man Pretends To Be Mentally Handicapped So People Will Give Him Money – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Meet Gary Thompson. Gary is well known on the streets of Lexington, KY as a panhandler who is very much down on his luck. According to the story that Gary tells folks, he was in an accident that left him both physically and mentally handicapped. So, Gary takes to the streets in his wheelchair every day, asking the fine folks of Lexington for money. Thing is, Gary isn't actually mentally handicapped at all. And a local news station (22 News WWLP) busted him.

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YouTube
YouTube
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App That Tweets For You After You’re Dead – Wendy’s Douche(y And Creepy Product) Of The Day

Have you ever thought to yourself, "man, what will all of my Twitter followers do once I'm dead? How will I sling clever one-liners in 140 characters or less when I'm dead and gone?" Well, wonder no more! There's now an app for that, and it's kind of douchey. And creepy. 

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wesh.com
wesh.com
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Man Feeds Infant Bleach Hoping To Cure Its Congestion – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

It is a known fact that bleach kills germs. I thought it was a known fact that bleach isn't for human consumption. But, it turns out that a 20-year-old dad in Florida did not know that, and tried to use bleach to kill the germs that were living inside of his 2-month-old baby. It is because of this that a) I feel people should need to pass a test in order to have a child, and b) Carron Washington of Ocala, FL is "Wendy's Douche Of The Day".

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I have never been more insincere in my life. (Etsy, EconomyGrocery)
I have never been more insincere in my life. (Etsy, EconomyGrocery)
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Rihanna’s Dad – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

 

Rihanna is newsworthy. To a point, Chris Brown in newsworthy. But, it's not very often that I think of Ronald Fenty, Rihanna's dad, as being newsworthy. In fact, he really isn't, but he's made a statement so ludicrous that I had to name him "Wendy's Douche Of The Day" today. You're probably asking yourself, "what on Earth could he have said to earn him such a title?". Well guys, according to good old Ronald, Chris Brown is just a downright nice guy. He's just misunderstood. Give me a freakin' break.

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flickr, Danny Guy
flickr, Danny Guy
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Spiderman Impersonator Punches Woman In The Face – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Apparently, a really popular thing for some New Yorkers to do is dress up like a super hero and walk around Times Square. Now, I know that that seems pretty douchey in and of itself, but it turns out that it can be pretty lucrative for them. But, one Spiderman lookalike took things just a bit too far when a woman didn't tip him, and has earned himself the title of "Wendy's Douche Of The Day".

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wtsp.com
wtsp.com
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Man Assaults Boyfriend Because Of Alanis Morissette Music – Wendy’s Douche Of The Day

Back when I was an angsty teenager, I listened to Alanis Morissette's "Jagged Little Pill" on repeat like it was my job. Apparently, these days, there are still people that do that. And sometimes, that causes their boyfriend to assault them with a dinner plate. No really, Allen Blair Casey, a man from Florida, got so sick of listening to Alanis over and over that he smacked his boyfriend in the face with a plate and earned the title of "Wendy's Douche of the Day".

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