Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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The Best Manti Te’o Jokes on Twitter
Have you been on Twitter lately? It's really just a repository for Manti Te'o jokes. Ever since it was revealed yesterday that Te'o's story about his perfect girlfriend dying of cancer was a big fat sham (for the full story, this is a good source), the only purpose anybody has to go on Twitter right now is to make jokes about it. Here are some of our favorites, although there are so many it's real
Hear the ‘Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Theme Translated Into Multiple Languages
Stupid computers, can't they do anything right? Here somebody had the brilliant idea to take the lyrics from the theme to 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,' and put them through every language in Google Translate before translating it back to English. The results are pretty insane.
Country Star Brad Paisley Performs New ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Theme
What is there to say about this, that it doesn't say for itself? It's country star Brad Paisley on Jimmy Kimmel's show, doing a new "theme song" for 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.' At one point he sits on Mama June's lap. At another he uses a whip...
Watch Some Students Pull a Hilarious Prank on Their Principal
Here's a little gem from the TruTv reality show 'Principal's Office.' We aren't really sure how the principal thought it was going to go when he brought in two student "leaders" to ask them for help solving the school's "grinding" problem, but this seems about right.
Watch 2012’s Best News Bloopers In One Epic Compilation
It's that special time of year when people take all the funny things that happen and make them all into one big thing. Here, for example, are the best funny news bloopers of 2012.
Little Girl Seriously Cannot Say Banana
Is this video adorable? Or is this kid just not even trying? We're going to stick with adorable, since Christmas wasn't too long ago. She can say apple, but this little girl can't say banana. At all. We'd like to hear her try some other fruits, because if any of them are as bad as this, well, that will be a great day for the internet...
Skateboarding Santa Dog Is Here to Save Christmas
Does it seem like no matter how much cognac you put in your eggnog, you just can't seem to get into the Christmas spirit? Maybe you should try watching this video. It's significantly more cute, with and causes zero hangover. We just want to thank the random stranger in Japan who decided to dress their dog up like Santa, give him a skateboard, and then film it...
Merry Christmas, From ‘Community’
'Community' was nice enough to give us a sneak peek of what we have to look forward to when they come back on the air in February. We are excited to say ... IT'S KITTENS! Thankyouthankyouthankyou -- this is the best Christmas present ever! Also now we know what that whole Alison Brie holding a kitten thing was about...
America’s Favorite Families The Kardashians and the ‘Honey Boo Boo Clan’ Offer Up Ridiculous Christmas Cards
We're hard pressed to think of a better way to showcase the two main genres of reality television than this side-by-side comparison of the Thompson (of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' fame) and the Kardashian families' Christmas cards.
We Wish These Hilarious Bane Outtakes Were Real
Granted, this is just a parody, but, oh, that it were real. 'The Dark Knight Rises' would have been a much more entertaining movie if Bane had half the dialogue from this funny parody video. Or if Batman really loved cheesy '90s techno. In fact, we might never watch 'The Dark Knight Rises' again, just so that we can always remember it this way...
Colorado Students Serve Classmates Pot Brownies as Prank
Just because it's legal to do it on your own time in Colorado, doesn't mean you can drug your whole class. Two University of Colorado students in Boulder thought it would be funny to bring pot brownies to a morning class to share. Then a bunch of people who ate them had freak-
outs. Suddenly it was not so fun.
Epic Mash-Up Jams Every 2012 Pop Hit Into Eight Minutes
If you love dance parties, but just don't have it in you to physically move for more than 10 minutes without experiencing chest pain, here you go! This pop "danthology" squeezes 55 songs that got stuck in your head at the grocery store this year into eight minutes.