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‘Girls Gone Wild’ Honcho Joe Francis Has a Sex Tape Floating Around
The tables have turned for Joe Francis, whose bad decisions have come back to haunt him like one of his very own girls gone wild after footage of him having sex was stolen.
‘Chelsea Lately’ Dance Crew Twerks to the Tan Mom Song [VIDEO]
The continuing horror show that is Patricia Krentcil -- better known as Tan Mom -- continued this week after she decided to inexplicably release a gut-wrenching rap song that sounds like Cthulhu's dying breath.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Kelly Ripa + Regis Philbin Don’t Speak Anymore
For over a decade, Kelly Ripa co-hosted 'Live!' with Regis Philbin (after filling the impressive but wobbly shoes of Kathie Lee Gifford). But these days, Kelly and Reeg aren't the closest of friends.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead at 70
Roger Ebert, long-time movie critic for the Chicago Sun-Times and former host of 'At The Movies,' died today, April 4, at the age of 70.
Amanda Seyfried Was Not Impressed After Being Mistaken for Lindsay Lohan at the Airport
Amanda Seyfried has played many roles, but Lindsay Lohan is not among them.
Kesha’s New Docuseries May Finally Help You Understand Her. Or … Not. [VIDEO]
Back in January, MTV teased us with a promo for its new show that hoped to answer all the questions you may have about Kesha's life. Like, can you really live off glitter? Has she ever snogged the ghost of Clark Gable? Does Jack Daniels mixed with clay count as toothpaste?
Extended Preview of ‘What Would Ryan Lochte Do?’ Is the Stuff of Nostradamus Warnings [VIDEO]
A while back we reported that E! had ordered six episodes of a reality show about Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte. Then we forgot about it, because we didn't think they were actually serious.
But they were. Oh, god. They were.
Jennifer Lawrence’s New Movie Hair Is So Big, It’s Practically Sentient [PHOTOS]
Jennifer Lawrence is adorable. This isn't new. But she proved just how versatile that adorableness is by sporting large bouffant locks on the set of her new film today.
All About Lindsay Lohan’s New Dude, Avi Snow
Lindsay Lohan's been having a rough week. Just like all the other weeks, actually. But aside from rumored sugar daddies, there's one person on whom she's been leaning.
Here's what we know about him so far.
Ian Somerhalder’s Car Is Apparently Not Protected By Vampire Magic [PHOTO]
'Vampire Diaries' hottie Ian Somerhalder does all kinds of nice things, but sometimes karma takes a day off -- a lesson he learned the hard way.
Sofia Vergara Is Freezing Her Genetically-Perfect Eggs for Future Use
How do you like your eggs? Scrambled? Over easy? No? Okay, how about frozen?
Seems that's how Sofia Vergara likes hers, because she's the latest celebrity to announce she wants to ensure her oven is ready for bun-making -- whenever she decides to knead the dough. So to speak.