Cassandra Rose

This tennis player probably didn't mean to sound hooker-ish when she claimed, "I'm like an expensive menu... you can look but you can't afford!"

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Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.

After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.

So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.

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Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte and model-turned-actress Carmen Electra were spotted together at Bootsy Bellows in Hollywood on Tuesday night (March 5), where they were allegedly inseparable.

We wonder how Simon Cowell and his magical moobs feel about this.

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E! 'Fashion Police' correspondent Kelly Osbourne was rushed to the hospital after suffering a seizure in the middle of filming.

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After doing a Nicki Minaj song for her TV show 'Glee,' actress Jane Lynch showed off just how adept her rap skills are on the March 4 episode of 'Conan.'

When urged to perform an encore of Minaj's hit 'Super Bass' (which will appear on an upcoming episode of 'Glee'), Lynch did not disappoint, immediately launching into the first verse for Conan O'Brien and his delighted audience.

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Seems this politician thinks global warming is so bad that the climate is melting the stripes right off the animals on the Veldt. He once said, "A zebra does not change its spots."

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As you've most likely heard by now, Justin Bieber had the “worst birthday.” Except, you know, he didn't. But it turns out his ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez might have made that birthday suck even more when he texted her in the hopes she'd cheer him up and she completely refused to respond.

Then she stroked the fluffy white cat on her lap and launched a rocket into the moon while yelling "TAKE THAT TIDES!" Because she's just that hypothetically evil.

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Failure is not an option -- unless it's school we're talking about. This rapper admitted, "I failed ninth grade three times, but I don't think it was necessarily 'cause I'm stupid."

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Bad Lip Reading is a YouTube channel which puts words in people's mouths based on what it looks like they're saying. And for enjoyment purposes, they're all the wrong words.

If you want to hear Jennifer Lawrence say, "I have Taylor Swift in a big coffin. She wanted to fight me. She was a fire-walker. She has five legs," then this is the video series for you.

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As you count down the hours until payday, consider this: Elton John has so much scratch that he recently requested an entire climate-controlled hotel room solely for his collection of trademark glasses.

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Sounds like someone probably has a really weird Amazon Wish List. This Canadian songstress once said, "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God."

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Just when you thought Miley Cyrus couldn't get any more rebellious than driving around with blow-up dolls, dancing with strippers and cropping her bleach-blonde hair super short, she goes and dyes that hair blue.

Or, if her Twitter is to be believed, silver with highlights that make it look blue in every single photo.

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