“50 Shades Of Grey” Inspired Baby Clothes – Yes, These Exist
I am so over “50 Shades Of Grey” and all of the spin-off merchandise the books have inspired that I could just scream. First there were such awesome things as “50 Shades” inspired trading cards, light switch covers, and wine glasses. The, came the “50 Shades” inspired Halloween costumes. And now, “50 Shades Of Grey” inspired clothes. For babies. Yes, you read that right. You can now buy clothing for your bundle of joy that are based on books that have been called “Mommy Porn” and are pretty much just about sexual taboos. Now, maybe these were inspired by all of the “Greybies” the experts seem to think will be popping up in the coming months. Or, maybe people are just that clueless.
You can now purchase onesies with phrases such as “9 Months Ago My Mommy Read ’50 Shades Of Grey’“, “Generation Grey“, “I Pretend Christian Grey Is My Daddy” (seriously?!?), and my least favorite saying from the book, “Laters, Baby“.
“I Pretend Christian Grey Is My Daddy”?!? Do people really think that that’s an appropriate thing to put on a kid? If I see a kid wearing one of these, I’m probably going to end up punching their mom right in the face. Just saying…