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28 Things Those with a Large Chest Cannot Do

If you’re like a few-well endowed members of this show, you’ll find this list both true and comical.

If you’re not so well-endowed, be thankful because you can do all these things without issue!

1. You can’t run without planning in advance.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

2. Or go down stairs gracefully.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

3. You can’t jump.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

4. And you can’t hug anyone who is shorter than you.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

5. Cute bras? Nope.

Can't wear cute bras.

6. DEFINITELY can’t go bra-less.

 

 

7. Can’t wear anything even remotely low-cut.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do
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8. You just can’t see your toes.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

9. Cross body bags are out of the question.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do
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10.“Strapless” = off limits.

11. Also….seatbelts.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

12. You can’t find a bra that holds everything in place.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do
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13. You can’t fit your bras in a regular size drawer.

And then fit your giant bras in a regular-sized underwear drawer.

14. Clothes that fit well = nonexistent.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do
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15. Swimsuits….oh swimsuits.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

16. Can’t get rid of your aching back.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

17. Can’t get rid of stretch marks.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

18. Can’t really wear anything girly with frills….

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

19. Button-down boob gap..will you ever move up professionally?

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

20. Multiple sports bras are always a must.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

21. Built in bras? Nope.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

22. Facedown sleeping is definitely a big CAN’T.

Definitely can't sleep facedown.

23. Can’t lean against things…it just looks like you’re putting your boobs on the table.

Can't lean against things without looking like you're putting your boobs on the table.

24. Can’t do bumpy roads or turbulence.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

25. Can’t stop knocking stuff over.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do
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26. Can’t wear T-shirts with writing on the chest.

Can't wear unisex T-shirts or shirts with writing on the chest.

27. Can’t do any household chore without your back aching in protest.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do

NOPE ^

28.  You can’t complain….because you have huge boobs…so you should just shut up.

28 Things That People With Big Boobs Can Simply Never Do
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Oh, well. At least you look great. Ta-ta!

 

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